Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.
Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

digivolvin:

whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.

quentinjacobsen:

cheapnovelty87:

quentinjacobsen:

they broke them up exactly three years after the first break up

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nothing is safe on April 22

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barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

twisney:

LOVE!

twisney:

LOVE!

adamsbabble:

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha please help us

rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

wellerstein:

The 2014 Tumblr Tony Awards Nominees
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